I had the pleasure today of realizing that my life is at the halfway mark, according to a Roth IRA slider tool:
The tool does an accurate job of summarizing what I've accomplished in the previous thirty-three years (a straight baby-blue line of blah), and how quickly I am unavoidably and inconsequentially sliding towards old age. But hey! At least when I hit the end I'll have a Roth IRA that I can use to pay for Lipitor and Hip Replacements!