Fat alcoholic Mark Anderson has confirmed his endorsement for Senator Barack Obama of Illinois. Barack did not solict Anderson's endorsement, and spokemen from the Obama camp said they were unaware of the fat alcoholic's very existence. At a press conference at Brooklyn Heights, attended only by Jillian Cordes, Anderson expressed his confidence that Obama has what it takes to redeem our nation from eight long years of Republican disgrace and mismanagement. Clutching a 16-ounce-can of Bud Light, Mark preached, "That dude's favorite show is SportsCenter. How sweet is that?" When asked about Hillary, Mark farted and then said, "Look at that old white chick. Seriously, look at her. She reminds you of that annoying principal in high school who tried to pump up the students at a pep rally in the gym by awkwardly pumping her fists and saying things like 'let me hear you get loud class of '97!' Are we seriously supposed to vote for that stiff?"
The fat alcoholic's endorsement was not sought over by any candidates, particularly considering Anderson's inability to register early enough to vote in the primary. When pressed for reaction to his endorsement, Senator Obama shook his head confusedly and moved on to the next question.
Comments (4)
Tomorrow is huge. Go support our boy!!!
Posted by T. Diddy | February 4, 2008 7:11 PM
Posted on February 4, 2008 19:11
Mark Anderson also thinks he's black. Stick with your color...go Hilary!
Posted by dragonhair | February 17, 2008 4:35 PM
Posted on February 17, 2008 16:35
This comes from a banana dipped in chocolate!
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Posted on February 17, 2008 17:36
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